Tonight will be my last night of restful, secluded, relaxing sleep.
God help me this weekend.

Do I plan on getting drink, drank, drunk?

Yes.

Do I plan on blazin' like a rastafari?

Only a couple tokes.

Am I going to eat and snowboard like a motherfucker?

Yesir!

Do I plan on setting up the wildest game of truth or dare, ever?

YES.

Am I going to be recording all of this shit?

HELLZ YES.