Here's my deal on relationships --

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Maybe, I'm a little on edge after watching the newest season of The Bachelorette franchise,
in partnership with the silent storm ravaging my internal organs,
but goodness me, why must single persons always CLAIM to be ALONE?

I'm happy to say that I'm not single -- yes, that's right. I'm officially not alone, everyone.
Rather, I'm a solitary, idiosyncratic unit of joy.
Meaning, I'm happy and contented living within the solitude of myself.

I'm happy being with just me.

There comes a time when it becomes necessary to change your profuse focus from needing someone to be with you, so you're not alone for the rest of your life to switching it to your own productive & positive growth.
I say this, because in order to TRULY be a good partner, you must be an individual.

Often times I find as couples merge into relationships, they begin to lose themselves in their lust
& infatuations too easily in the beginning. It's these couples that form an invisible bubble of seclusion around them that separates them from the world. They become Siamese twins, you know? Obviously, these couples make it up to 4 years, and if they pass that mark, you KNOW someone's cheating (can I get a witness?).

Control is very important to the sustainability of a relationship. One needs to be able to know how much to give and how much to hold back, so that they don't dump all their stank shit on their partner.

It's like: I love you, but I don't want to smell your stank shit all day.

A pet peeve of mine is definitely teenage relationships. Can you imagine two 12 year olds having sex? I know some of you have engaged in these ADULT endeavors around as young as 13, but in my opinion, that's FUCKING NASTY not something I want to envision.

Being an individual is crucial to the success of any relationship.
In part with trusting, listening, communicating, appreciating & for you DUMBASS men out there, EMPATHIZING with your girlfriends.
Remember, when she's crying, pouring out her heart to you about how much you hurt her, she doesn't just want a fucking apology. She wants you to acknowledge her pain. She wants you to show that you understand that she is hurting.

Don't get me wrong, some girls are legit bitches man-eaters, but most are genuine, beautiful entities of love, who deserve someone they can freely express themselves with in an idealistic & sentimental way. There are men out there that deserve that, too.

Alright, alright.
Enough rambling from me for one night.

Relationships are not for me. I'm happy I don't have to pensively stare out, overlooking the deserted wilderness of weeds from my illusory balcony waiting for Prince Charming, because there is no Prince Charming; HOWEVER, there IS a sperm bank.
And that's good enough for me.