The Hills, season 1:
Lauren Conrad is offered a trip to Paris with Teen Vogue.

Dillemma:
Her boyfriends (whom she loves VERY MUCH) has asked her to stay with him in some beach house he's renting for the summer.

L.C. chooses:
PARIS -- I lie.
She chooses - as any niave fool in-love would - her dumb-ass boyfriend, of whom ends up beating the shit out of her heart.

The moral of the story:
GUYS & GALS, ALWAYS...
& I repeat...

ALWAYS, CHOOSE PARIS.

Or you'll regret it, like L.C. did.
Learn from our mistakes!

That is all.