2/25/11
2/24/11
Being an Aries in the persepective of...
Truth127 on Youtube.
'Straight-up-supa-fly-gansta-&-tingz' aside, this woman speaks the gosh-darned truth.
As an Aries, this is very much a possible aspect of me, but this video makes us sound pathetic!
Hahaha. So sad.
Must find a better video!
This woman holds a negative bias towards Aries people!
*THIS JUST IN*:
THIS CHICK STOLE INFORMATION FROM THE ABOVE VIDEO!
Everything she's saying is almost VERBATIM! How dare she!
'Straight-up-supa-fly-gansta-&-tingz' aside, this woman speaks the gosh-darned truth.
As an Aries, this is very much a possible aspect of me, but this video makes us sound pathetic!
Hahaha. So sad.
Must find a better video!
This woman holds a negative bias towards Aries people!
*THIS JUST IN*:
THIS CHICK STOLE INFORMATION FROM THE ABOVE VIDEO!
Everything she's saying is almost VERBATIM! How dare she!
2/23/11
The Escapist
I really do want to write songs, but I don't have enough patience, man.
Blogs, I feel are easier; Although, sometimes, it takes the same amount of energy to exert a melody out of your ass, as it does a witty analogy, so... fuck that.
You know what's easier?
Finding a picture, posting it & placing two esoteric words or a cryptic sentence to leave you (the reader) uselessly pondering on what the hell I'm trying to tell some stupid boy who's not worth my time, or some obsessive, in-denial chick that, also, is not worth my time. Or something rather.
Bitches. I am NOT jaded.
And for the record, swearing is healthy.
Obviously, you don't want to overdue it in public, or around respectable elders,
but it needs to come out, sometimes.
Dr. Oz said so, and I trust him.
Blogs, I feel are easier; Although, sometimes, it takes the same amount of energy to exert a melody out of your ass, as it does a witty analogy, so... fuck that.
You know what's easier?
Finding a picture, posting it & placing two esoteric words or a cryptic sentence to leave you (the reader) uselessly pondering on what the hell I'm trying to tell some stupid boy who's not worth my time, or some obsessive, in-denial chick that, also, is not worth my time. Or something rather.
Bitches. I am NOT jaded.
And for the record, swearing is healthy.
Obviously, you don't want to overdue it in public, or around respectable elders,
but it needs to come out, sometimes.
Dr. Oz said so, and I trust him.
2/21/11
Once upon a time...
at around 3 in the morning,
there were a small group of Somalian girls talking VERY LOUDLY outside of my GOD-DAMNED window,
until someone FINALLY told them to shut up approximately 10 minutes later...
I only recorded 2 minutes.
there were a small group of Somalian girls talking VERY LOUDLY outside of my GOD-DAMNED window,
until someone FINALLY told them to shut up approximately 10 minutes later...
I only recorded 2 minutes.
2/19/11
The Hills, season 1:
Lauren Conrad is offered a trip to Paris with Teen Vogue.
Dillemma:
Her boyfriends (whom she loves VERY MUCH) has asked her to stay with him in some beach house he's renting for the summer.
L.C. chooses:
PARIS -- I lie.
She chooses - as any niave fool in-love would - her dumb-ass boyfriend, of whom ends up beating the shit out of her heart.
The moral of the story:
GUYS & GALS, ALWAYS...
& I repeat...
Lauren Conrad is offered a trip to Paris with Teen Vogue.
Dillemma:
Her boyfriends (whom she loves VERY MUCH) has asked her to stay with him in some beach house he's renting for the summer.
L.C. chooses:
PARIS -- I lie.
She chooses - as any niave fool in-love would - her dumb-ass boyfriend, of whom ends up beating the shit out of her heart.
The moral of the story:
GUYS & GALS, ALWAYS...
& I repeat...
ALWAYS, CHOOSE PARIS.
Or you'll regret it, like L.C. did.
Learn from our mistakes!
That is all.
Or you'll regret it, like L.C. did.
Learn from our mistakes!
That is all.
2/1/11
You know what's funny...
If you look at my blog stats, you'll notice that a lot of people end up on my blog looking for jizz photo's.
Literally.
There's an area of my blog's stats where you can see if someone found your site via the use of a search engine, and the majourity of searches are jizz related!
I've seen: jizz photo's, jizz on girl, jizz face, jizz master, and thick jizz -- and those are the ones I can rememebre! Mind you, their attempts only lead them to this blog of mine (also jizz related).
http://bit.ly/cnMObs
Till next time, friends! I'll leave you to ponder the jizz phenomenon with a reel of jizz photo's I found on Google.com:
Literally.
There's an area of my blog's stats where you can see if someone found your site via the use of a search engine, and the majourity of searches are jizz related!
I've seen: jizz photo's, jizz on girl, jizz face, jizz master, and thick jizz -- and those are the ones I can rememebre! Mind you, their attempts only lead them to this blog of mine (also jizz related).
http://bit.ly/cnMObs
Till next time, friends! I'll leave you to ponder the jizz phenomenon with a reel of jizz photo's I found on Google.com:
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