Ray and Nephew

I wanted to go out for a run, to clear my head, be healthy and all. Then I realized how tired I was, so I opted for drinking some Ray and Nephew - how out of my league. Now I feel sick, and gross, and full of nothing. I don't even feel good enough to go to yoga. I don't even feel good enough to eat this watermelon. I hate the internet, I hate twitter, I hate Ray and Nephew, and I hate burping, because it smells like Ray and Nephew, and need I remind you, I hate Ray and Nephew.