LOL, where are Audrey's toes!!!The day started out rather simple. Being my second drinking day (out of 5), I planned to make a trip to LCBO with Jessica, on the way home after an evening stroll in Taylor Creek Park... that's not how it turned out.
Jess calls me on my newly reactivated cellular (!!!) and says to me, "Audrey wants to know if we want to crash some Ryerson Frosh thing happening at Hard Rock Cafe?" ... I'm thinking it's some sort of dinner, so I suggest that Jess and I meet up, buy some alcohol and drinka bit on the way for social purposes. However, LCBO closes at 9pm, and it's 8:47pm. Jess and I try to meet, but she's late anyway, so we go stright downtown, there's a chance LCBO downtown closes at 10pm, which to our surprise (Jess even jumps in excitement/relief), it does!
We're deciding what to buy, and after some advice on what to get from the security working, we get what we we're originally going to get, a 63% rum called "Rey & Nephew". I tell Audrey and Jessica that this kind of alcohol isn't for the faint hearted. You don't want to take cute sips and enjoy the taste, it's not THAT kind of alcohol... you want to shot that hit down and get your chaser ready bro, haha.
There's our Rey & Nephew!
Jess calls me on my newly reactivated cellular (!!!) and says to me, "Audrey wants to know if we want to crash some Ryerson Frosh thing happening at Hard Rock Cafe?" ... I'm thinking it's some sort of dinner, so I suggest that Jess and I meet up, buy some alcohol and drinka bit on the way for social purposes. However, LCBO closes at 9pm, and it's 8:47pm. Jess and I try to meet, but she's late anyway, so we go stright downtown, there's a chance LCBO downtown closes at 10pm, which to our surprise (Jess even jumps in excitement/relief), it does!
We're deciding what to buy, and after some advice on what to get from the security working, we get what we we're originally going to get, a 63% rum called "Rey & Nephew". I tell Audrey and Jessica that this kind of alcohol isn't for the faint hearted. You don't want to take cute sips and enjoy the taste, it's not THAT kind of alcohol... you want to shot that hit down and get your chaser ready bro, haha.
There's our Rey & Nephew!
Our shot cups!
We get Mickey D's, and head over to Eatons to do our shots. We decide to stay on the ground level of Eatons (near Athlete's World) to get the job done, but on our way, we meet Pharoah the Mystic. He's a magician. Check out the video of him doing scary things to me in the next blog.
Anyway, so I let them know about the alcohol, and we drink (and we drank). Audrey, man, that girl's a trooper. She likes to have fun, like me :D. Here comes the "million pictures" part... so we take like five thousand pictures of ourselves doing nothing, and when we finally make it out of the photobooth, we head over to Hard Rock Cafe. We get in (for free I might add), and the pahty begins...
Starting a congo line = fun.We did limbo with my scarf = fun.
Watching Audrey do limbo with my scarf = very fun - ny.
We took a picture with the DJ (who was spinning GREAT music) = fun.
We danced like idiots = always fun.I bunmped my head on a pole = very fun - ny.
Jess and I watched Audrey dance with guys = very fucking fun - ny.
Jess and I watched Audrey vomit on the train in a gap plastic bag = very "aww", but equally fun - ny (no pictures included, because that would be rude).Now, some of us didn't realize we had work at 8a the next morning. So my drunk ass went home at 2am, woke up for 6:30am, left for 7am, got to work early at 7:45am, waited till 8am for my manager to get to work, and had to clean the store for my shift with a retarded broom. I felt like a retard, but after I made myself acquainted with the Gap washroom sink (as I said before I think), I was fine. Or at least, better... yeah., so after that morning, my drinking days were over. And I thus only enjoyed 2 drinking days (with the exception of Friday night, which was practically nothing, which you'll hear about soon).
We partied HARD CORE MENG.
OH, and when I got home from work, I got cramps!!! And I usually take a Tylenol, but I couldn't because it would explode my liver, so I lived through the pain, it was horrible.
