"I'm 22, now. I remember when I was 8!

Time leaves us every millisecond of every millisecond, so enjoy your life now!

Or else, you'll end up cheating on your significant other, quitting your job and ruining your life when you're older; In other words, you'll experience a mid-life crisis.

...LOL too deep."

haha. That's the quote I put on Facebox.
What I MEANT to say, was that I'm old now.

Right out of my mouth.

Disregard the picture, am suh-rious.

Stay Tuned.

I have something special in the works.

New Coldplay.

Just when I begin to find that my ship is sinking, here comes Coldplay to the rescue with a new album to save my drowning men.

New outfits, new concept, still the same great music.
I couldn't imagine a world without Coldplay. One of the true loves of my life.

If you don't like Coldplay, we can't be friends...

The Challenges of Comprehension.

Now, I don't have a sister and have never experienced the inevitable bond that is sisterly love.
And while I'm completely able to comprehend the threads of unwavering loyalty
that are woven to interlock
so tightly together by common genetics and a shared history,
what I do not understand is ABSURDITY.

This is how everything looks without my glasses on.
There was one point where every guy looked like Robert Pattinson, but hey, that might not be such a bad thing...

Here's my deal on relationships --

Photo by Angie Torres

Maybe, I'm a little on edge after watching the newest season of The Bachelorette franchise,
in partnership with the silent storm ravaging my internal organs,
but goodness me, why must single persons always CLAIM to be ALONE?

I'm happy to say that I'm not single -- yes, that's right. I'm officially not alone, everyone.
Rather, I'm a solitary, idiosyncratic unit of joy.
Meaning, I'm happy and contented living within the solitude of myself.

I'm happy being with just me.

There comes a time when it becomes necessary to change your profuse focus from needing someone to be with you, so you're not alone for the rest of your life to switching it to your own productive & positive growth.
I say this, because in order to TRULY be a good partner, you must be an individual.

Often times I find as couples merge into relationships, they begin to lose themselves in their lust
& infatuations too easily in the beginning. It's these couples that form an invisible bubble of seclusion around them that separates them from the world. They become Siamese twins, you know? Obviously, these couples make it up to 4 years, and if they pass that mark, you KNOW someone's cheating (can I get a witness?).

Control is very important to the sustainability of a relationship. One needs to be able to know how much to give and how much to hold back, so that they don't dump all their stank shit on their partner.

It's like: I love you, but I don't want to smell your stank shit all day.

A pet peeve of mine is definitely teenage relationships. Can you imagine two 12 year olds having sex? I know some of you have engaged in these ADULT endeavors around as young as 13, but in my opinion, that's FUCKING NASTY not something I want to envision.

Being an individual is crucial to the success of any relationship.
In part with trusting, listening, communicating, appreciating & for you DUMBASS men out there, EMPATHIZING with your girlfriends.
Remember, when she's crying, pouring out her heart to you about how much you hurt her, she doesn't just want a fucking apology. She wants you to acknowledge her pain. She wants you to show that you understand that she is hurting.

Don't get me wrong, some girls are legit bitches man-eaters, but most are genuine, beautiful entities of love, who deserve someone they can freely express themselves with in an idealistic & sentimental way. There are men out there that deserve that, too.

Alright, alright.
Enough rambling from me for one night.

Relationships are not for me. I'm happy I don't have to pensively stare out, overlooking the deserted wilderness of weeds from my illusory balcony waiting for Prince Charming, because there is no Prince Charming; HOWEVER, there IS a sperm bank.
And that's good enough for me.

Could video games help save the world?

In their newest issue of Global Voices,
(local superhero's) Marc & Craig Kielburger, seem to believe
that socially conscious video games may be highly affective at
curing apathy towards the world’s most distressing issues.

Let me tell you what I found REALLY INTERESTING.
It's a point video game designer, Jane McGonigal makes mid-way through the article:

"Gamers experience “urgent optimism,” which she describes as the intense desire to achieve something combined with the unwavering belief that anything is possible."

If this is true, imagine the possibilities!

Read the article here. It'll , for sure, bring about new insight.

Fragile Bird.

"And I'm afraid to sleep because of what haunts me,
such as, living with the uncertainty that I'll never find the words to say,
which would completely explain just how I'm breaking down."

"...so go on and save your scissors for someone else's skin.
My surface is too tough, I don't think the blade will dig in.
Save your strength. Save your wasted time..."



And finally...

You'd only think of eating by yourself as grim & slightly awkward.
You'd think that. But it's actually not that bad.
Might allow myself to say,
I almost prefer it.

As they say...

The beginning of my WEDAY campaigning

Via my Facebook Page:

Do YOU want to be part of a MASSIVE movement activating positive change?

VOLUNTEER @ WEDAY 2011 this year!

Watch as 18,000 kids pack the ACC, all with the hopes of inspiring and spreading awareness & action for a better tomorrow! :D

As a crowd pumper at last year's WEDAY & I can tell you (first-hand), feeling the energy of a stadium filled with 18,000 hopeful kids, ready to make a change in the world is one of the most inspiring & invigorating feelings in the world.

You can volunteer in any number of positions, from crowd pumper (you'll need energy for that!), to registration admin, to usher, to other positions I can't remember.

REGISTRATION OPENS: June 30th, 2011.

Here's a link to the page: http://weday.freethechildren.com/volunteer/

Take some time out of your schedule, throw your nervous, 'don't-want-to-make-any-effort' fears away, do yourself a favour & BE A PART of this wonderful event!

I got a couple friends to volunteer last year, my goal is to get at least 5 people down! haha. I'll be campaigning hardcore, TRUST.

Stay tuned for more!

<3 Kem