Oh, Divine Parental Unit:

THANK YOU (in advance -- I'm almost done) for graciously blessing me with enough PATIENCE to post all these photo's on Facebox.

Now, off to blog a month's worth of my life :)

...tomorrow.

Dogs that Talk

Went over to my friends house yesterday and they showed me this video.
This KILLED me.

Since this is a laughing challenge, I can tell you that I failed in the first half-second. No lies.

Try and see how long you last! Seriously, try it!

At the 23-second mark, the dog says, "gaga-booboo..."
KILLED me.

Yesterday

I turned to you, eyes widened with shock...
I got out of the car...
I watched you put my gift on the ground...

And I watched you drive away...


That's what happened.

Picture with Santa 2010

I am DETERMINED to take a picture with Santa this year.

I was inspired by a friend of mine, of whom
recently took a picture with Ol' St. Nick at Yorkdale Mall.

Santa: "And what would you like for Christmas, Kemeny?"
Me: "Uh...World peace -- via my marriage to Craig Kielburger.
*Big Smile* *Thumbs Up*

And when I DO take that picture, I'll post it right here, so we can all laugh (wait for it)...

together.

Warwick Ave

When you see me, ask me to sing this to you:

Pinnacle Periods.

Sitting here;
Drinking a beer;
Trying to figure out whether I care or not.

Dinosaurs

My 3 yr old nephew is OBSESSED with dinosaurs.
He watches Dinosaur videos on Youtube every day -- he's watching
a dinosaur Christmas video as I type this.
He's obsessed.

This morning, I woke up to him he excitedly yelling out: "witta-boot!"

I had no idea what he was saying, until I saw him watching a clip of The Land Before Time.
That's when I realized,
he was yelling out the words: LITTLE FOOT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I DIED when I realized that he was talking about
"Little Foot" from The Land Before Time.
I was into those movies, back in the day.

All day, I've been sitting beside him (me on my computer doing work, him on my mom's computer watching dinosaur clips) and among the video's he's playing, he plays this one video with this wicked rock song in it.
Then he gets up and starts dancing.
I quickly realize that he really fancies the song,
seeing as he'd randomly play it and start dancing.
I joined him, of course, because I'm an awesome aunt.
The video is below.
If you like rock, you'll probably like this song.

I, honestly, CANNOT believe that a 3yr old boy has broadened my musical interests.
Like, at all.

"Sun, sun, sun, here we come."

One of the greatest songs of all times, ever, in my opinion.
It is among the few songs on my Greatest Songs of All Time Ever Forever list
--which I plan on officially creating at some point soon.

Side note: One commonality in all of the songs on my Greatest Songs of All Time Ever Forever list, is they all share a wicked base lines.

That being said, The Beatles had a wicked bassist: Sir Paul McCartney.


...and, obviously, the karaoke version, because I'm a karaoke-fiend.

"Baby, when it's love, if it isn't rough, it isn't fun."

If, my awesome friends, you have yet to see this, or anything like this, let
me enlighten you on why Lady Gaga really is the bomb-diggidy.

This video/song kept me sane this weekend.

"Take a sad song and make it better..."

If you're choosing to live in the world
of pessimism you've created for yourself,
take a minute to feel this song.

Continuation -- Confusion.

Does it ever end?

Is Hybernating.

Is the fear of being left out, the same as the fear of being alone?

On an episode of Glee, Mercedes (the black girl) says to Kurt (the gay guy):
"You may be lonely, but you're not alone."

You know, doesn't matter who they are, ultimately,
everyone is out to seek self-gratification.

That leaves the questions: Are there any real friendships out there? Are the real loving relationships just in the movies?

It's a sad truth, but it's the truth, nontheless.

so, I bid all thee in the world to fuck off.
all of you.