8/6/10

"Time Flies."

While browsing http://www.erickwithnok.com (a fellow blogger), I stumbled up on this picture. Underneath, he wrote: "Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa gets married in the future? Time flies."

Yeah, man. Time really does fly. There were electric trees in that episode!

When you need a bed.



I've done this one too many times on the TTC.

Excuse me, while I die of laughter.


So, Mrlvin put this video on his facebox page. This kid he cracks me the fuck up, I swear. Everyone needs to watch this. He reminds me of this guy I went to elementary with. If I were conducting this interview, I would be laughing my ass of.

Here's a comment I wrote on Mrlvin's link to the video on facebox:
"...hahahahahaha -- I CAN'T GET OVER THIS. You know, the interviewer asked the kid what his favorite part was, but the kid thought he asked what his favorite PARK was; hence the random swing talk. SO FUNNY."

No joke. It's quite hilario'.

8/5/10

Pretty Little Liars.

HAHA!!

A scene from Pretty Little Liars. I laughed HILARIOUSLY at this part.
How embarrassing! The blond girl asked her to help put her new bra on, and after the dark-haired girl kissed her neck, the blond girl flipped out!

I'd put the scene itself up... but I like this imagery thing going on here.

BTW, the girl with the dark hair is my FEMALE CRUSH! She's so PRETTY!

Blast from the Past: Doctor's Notes

This was originally from one of my facebook albums. I had to put it up, man.
Dear Janice,

Here's a doctor's note I waited almost 3 hours to get, for that sprained ankle I lied to you about, so I could skip my shift last week...

(you fucking cunt :D)

The Importance of Recycling.

In this photo, we have one of my very good amis: the lovely, absolutely adorable, always-picture-perfect, Kristina "TinTin" Cameron.

Here she is, demonstrating that you don't have to be past one's prime to recycle. You can be dainty and youthful, too.

THE MESSAGE:
Don't be a follower, be a LEADER.
RECYCLE YOUR SHIT.

8/2/10

Feelin' the Music.

There are an infinite number of musical artists out there, all whom love and respect the beauty of melody. However, regardless of whether they're performing in their basements, or are performing on a stage to millions of people, there is a distinguished sect of artists that stand out from the rest. I distinguish these artists by how much they feel their music.

Don't get me wrong, anyone can pick up a guitar and play it -- anyone can, but who's to say that they'll feel it? In reference to guitar, it's artists like Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and John Mayer that show this feeling -- it will, literally, look as though they're ready to fuck their guitars.

No joke, that is the feeling.

Now, this artist below, is one of my all time favorite artists. He's a fellow Toronto-nian and his name is Justin Nozuka.
If you don't know him, you should (ha).Every time I listen to him perform, I say "that boy's got soul" -- ALWAYS. I really do love this kid to death. I'm going to see him perform at the Phoenix in September, that will also be the day I die, again (I've seen him live before).

He's performing a song off his latest album, "You, I, Wind, Land & Sea," and it's good.

Have a listen.

8/1/10

Restless at 2:23am.


It's around the 2:23am mark; that's when I begin to get restless (and ultimately end up writing one of these blogggies).

But, needless to say, I didn't come on here, on this grand night, to divulge on the restlessness I suffer (daily) around 2:30 in the morning, I came on here to spill my dirty woes helter-skelter, over your spotless, Mr. Clean bathroom floors, with the hopes that you privileged people feel sorry for me. Yes, it's true.

In all honesty, I'm envious of all of you, for various reasons -- completely inane, mind you.

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

And one day... one day, I'll have what I've always wanted. And when that day comes, I'm going to relish in it; I'm going to sink down into a pastel blue rocking chair, outside somewhere (probably, a mountain), smoke a cigarette, pat myself on the back, and say "I did a damn good job."

7/30/10

The World of Tim Burton.

Channeling a Tim Burton character. Yay? Or, nay?

7/25/10

Wedding Messages


My mom's cousin is getting married tomorrow. It'll be the first wedding I've been to in... something, like, 12 years? A long time. I'm wearing a peach dress with frills -- frills are in, apparently. I know, you're so excited.

Enough digression! My mother and I picked out a beautiful wedding card for the bride and groom. It reads:

"If you treat each other kindly, with compassion and with trust, and always let your tender feelings show, if you laugh together often and enjoy the time you share, but give each other space to learn and grow, if you understand your differences, respecting who you are and put each other first in all you do, your marriage will be beautiful, a reason to feel proud, and a special source of love your whole lives through."

AND THAT'S the god damned truth. That passage, verbatim, is what will make any relationship work. So, work towards that, all you lovers of the world! I'm going to read this passage at my wedding... which will be MONUMENTAL... PINNACLE. In your life. If you're invited. You probably will be.

Crazy Blackberry.

You can't see it clearly, but it says 7 emails and 59 facebook updates, in a matter of 4 hours. I'll never see that again, ever.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Seems like everyone knows this song, but me, of course.

A while back, I took up the time to research this classic 80's hit, with the hopes of understanding the legendary hype behind what is supposedly one of the greatest songs of all time.

Originally, I thought the song was a composition by The Fugees, but apparently, it's by a band called, Queen, of whom released such hits as "Another One Bites The Dust," "We Will Rock You," and "We Are The Champions," all songs we know very well.

The song is 6 minutes and 5 seconds long... Look, I'm an impatient person, which warrants why I wasn't able to sit down long enough to listen to the song in it's entirety, especially because at the time it didn't make sense to me -- it's 3 different songs in one!

It wasn't until years later (the other day), that the song started popping up EVERYWHERE: First I hear a crazy dude singing it on the train, then 'Vocal Adrenaline' performs it on Glee, then my friends are singing it in karaoke (which is normal, I guess), then a bunch of shows I watch make reference to it -- I, literally, felt like it was everywhere.

I've now decided to learn it, because as a destined karaoke star, I need to know this song to be one of the great ones. Plus, it's a really great song - you've gotta have a pretty hefty scrotum sack to sing a song like this.
I can't say much more, other than the fact that it's just great. I've now listened to it 13 times in a row. I'm going to attempt the karaoke version now.

I put the karaoke version on the bottom if you wanna try it out.

You should, it's awesome.